I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
