Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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