Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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