ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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