she was so not down for the gang bang
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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