I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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