I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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