I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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