Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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