I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Congratulations! We have a period
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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