it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm bleeding and have questions
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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