So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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