Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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