I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
