i dedicated my morning wood to you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Text me some of your sweat
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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