You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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