Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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