He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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