About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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