I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
