You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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