Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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