Last Night in Illinois (217)

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  How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???

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  Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning

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  didn't feel it. :)

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  It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.

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  wait what? so it's not in america?

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  can I come stay the night

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  yeah, but no sex tonight

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  I'll stay home

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  Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.

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  i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.

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  The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.

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  What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up

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  if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test

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  wow, a mother in the making

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  Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997

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  we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.

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  I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.

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  her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...

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  So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy

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  he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids

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