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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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I thought Christmas was going to come before I did

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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.

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You said that last year...

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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.

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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..

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you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.

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nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..

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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.

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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry

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Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

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