Last Night in Georgia (229)

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  whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says

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  It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.

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  this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

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  You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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  I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea

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  strike ten. I need to stop drinkng

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  He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...

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  They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME

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  I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.

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  Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.

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  College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant

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  I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.

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  He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.

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  I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.

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  dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes

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