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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach

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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?

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A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.

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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet

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Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!

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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable

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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.

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