Last Night in New Mexico (575)

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  If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong

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  How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.

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  Do you still like to have your hair pulled?

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  No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.

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  Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.

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  This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.

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  shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed

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  not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.

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  Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.

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  We need to talk about our relationship.

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  I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes

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  Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.

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  I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.

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  I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.

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  The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"

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  I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave

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