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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong

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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.

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Do you still like to have your hair pulled?

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No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.

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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.

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This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.

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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed

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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.

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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.

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