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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.

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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.

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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt

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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.

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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"

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she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent

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I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM

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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?

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not a thing

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walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom

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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.

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