Last Night in Ontario (647)

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  Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.

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  We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood

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  Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.

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  The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.

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  all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

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  You're fat. Stop making excuses

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  They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.

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  47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.

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  Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?

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  It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM

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  From?

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  Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...

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  ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring

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  Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night

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  Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?

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  I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum

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  Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.

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  dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

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  well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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