Last Night in Minnesota (952)

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  he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?

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  You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....

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  Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.

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  True Life: I hate vaginal excretions

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  I told you not to have sex with her on my futon

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  I didnt dude, i swear!

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  either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon

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  my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.

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  Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear

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  gross she's a slut

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  yea she doesn't shave either

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  Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.

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  Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.

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  You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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  he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper

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  Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?

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  You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear

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  I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.

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  I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.

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