Last Night in Alabama (205)

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  Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

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  You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

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  This explains so much.

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  The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

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  im getting a BJ in a closet

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  and a penguin just handed me a bong

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  woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers

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  yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

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  I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.

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  I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.

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  Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.

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  Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..

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  everythings easier when your wearing a toga.

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  It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.

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  I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.

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  When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'

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  i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers

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  just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

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  i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.

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