Last Night in Tennessee (615)

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  I'm watching ellen!

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  just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show

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  my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good

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  i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.

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  small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party

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  so no drinking for you?

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  don't be silly

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  I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.

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  Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever

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  She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister

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  I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.

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  Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?

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  better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn

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  I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight

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  I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

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  I don't wanna die...

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  Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.

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  New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs

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  It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30

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  i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat

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