Last Night in Arizona (623)

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.

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  Want any specific kind of beer?

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  Yeah. Alcohol flavor.

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  Got it. Anything but Miller.

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• (661): View more from California

  aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet

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  And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs

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  Exactly.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?

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  everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.

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  Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...

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  What did she do!?

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  I didn't tell her...

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  I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.

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  Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.

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  highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.

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  My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.

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  Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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