Last Night in New York (646)

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  Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?

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  I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.

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  I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.

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  You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.

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  Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.

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  They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!

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  lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact

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  Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.

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  I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.

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  Found your pants in the mailbox

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  What were my pants doing in the mailbox?

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  I don't know but there's postage on them

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  So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.

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  the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.

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  He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone

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  Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.

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  what. the. fuck.

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