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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.

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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.

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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.

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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

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Your pregnant arnt you

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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient

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he just put it in my mouth and said "go"

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So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."

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its my first week of college and i have a UTI

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not easy being a whore now is it

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