Last Night in New York (646)

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  According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.

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  You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.

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  I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..

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  Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel

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  Only the gays

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  I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...

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  when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.

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  Found your pants in the mailbox

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  What were my pants doing in the mailbox?

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  I don't know but there's postage on them

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  it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there

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• (646): View more from New York

  Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.

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  I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?

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  They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!

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  They are making fun of natty and blackberries.

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  Tell them they are ugly.

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  He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone

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  There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.

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  Delicious

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  I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.

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