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  THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.

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  ..So we should take it off Youtube?

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  what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?

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  um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan

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  We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.

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  My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)

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  We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out

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  Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart

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  What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?

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  Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni

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  Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?

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  I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.

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  Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...

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  I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.

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  Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.

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  I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.

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  i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals

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  And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.

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