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  aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow

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  I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face

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  you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower

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  Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong

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  Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.

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  I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.

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  They're mostly guys

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  Early bird gets the worm.

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  I plan on gettn treatment center drunk

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  I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.

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  He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl

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  Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"

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  nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise

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  There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops

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  why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?

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  While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.

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