Last Night in Vermont (802)

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  OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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  you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk

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  his penis is PERFECT

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  I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm

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  or knit it little hat

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  I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do

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  My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college

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  is she hot?

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  She is now

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  But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!

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  This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.

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  So basically you were a dog.

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  every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.

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  does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children

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  actually, i try not to think about it

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  and i pooped them out

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  I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.

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  She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.

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  just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!

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  I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.

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  He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.

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