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  I woke up to her vacumming the grass

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  Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?

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  Each and every day.

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  We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.

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  its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger

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  She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad

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  He was spoon feeding me wine all night.

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  there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive

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  I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.

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  I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.

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  The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.

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  I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.

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  FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.

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  I have grass duct taped all over my body

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  I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.

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