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(519): View more from Ontario

How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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