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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?

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Poland

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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.

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Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.

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he is a god among men.

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