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(408): View more from California

I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.

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(213): View more from California

I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus

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(607): View more from New York

I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.

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(435): View more from Utah

When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics

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(516): View more from New York

You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.

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(207): View more from Maine

DRUNK CANOEING

(804): View more from Virginia

Please text me if you survive.

(207): View more from Maine

LAND HO BITCH

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(815): View more from Illinois

I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages

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