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(807): View more from Ontario

I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.

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(713): View more from Texas

she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?

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(805): View more from California

we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home

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(210): View more from Texas

Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight

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