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(920): View more from Wisconsin

If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.

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(408): View more from California

Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape

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(204): View more from Manitoba

they're like a gay fantastic four

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(318): View more from Louisiana

You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry

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(210): View more from Texas

Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.

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