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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.

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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.

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That's funny. Are they weird looking???

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OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Houston, we have a problem

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where are u?

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Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.

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