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(973): View more from New Jersey

And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux

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(805): View more from California

Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.

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(256): View more from Alabama

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You just get me

(443): View more from Maryland

I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch

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(586): View more from Michigan

I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk

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(303): View more from Colorado

HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS

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