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(845): View more from New York

I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?

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(434): View more from Virginia

You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater

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(416): View more from Toronto

Happy Birhtday!

(289): View more from Ontario

Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.

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(205): View more from Alabama

There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did

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(707): View more from California

According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.

(253): View more from Washington

You called the wrong number but I salute you.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Worth it.

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth

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(256): View more from Alabama

Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.

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