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(205): View more from Alabama

High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.

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(636): View more from Missouri

A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.

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(408): View more from California

I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.

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(818): View more from California

my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you

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(907): View more from Alaska

scale of 1-10 how well do I give head

(1-907): View more from Alaska

5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.

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(858): View more from California

this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me

(619): View more from California

that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.

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