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(919): View more from North Carolina

I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette

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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn

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(319): View more from Iowa

he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.

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