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(949): View more from California

Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.

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(281): View more from Texas

he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."

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(720): View more from Colorado

I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was

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(847): View more from Illinois

Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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(440): View more from Ohio

I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee

(1-440): View more from Ohio

please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation

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