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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I didn't notice because vodka

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain

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(914): View more from New York

I had to warn the neighbors

(757): View more from Virginia

Warn them about what?! It's noon

(914): View more from New York

"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.

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(713): View more from Texas

I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"

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(937): View more from Ohio

Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.

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(+86): View more from China

Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.

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(917): View more from New York City

i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.

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